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Welcome To The Flat

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Name:
The Flat 6 Fuckers. Set Foot to join.
Membership:
Open
Posting Access:
Anybody , Moderated
Welcome to The Flat. Please take your shoes off and leave your baggage in the appropriate bedroom and beverages in the fridge. Please don't mention the holocaust until the government officially declares it as a humerous topic. AIDS is already funny [see Team America for further info].
We are 4 socially inept, foreign subtitled, council tax obsessed, dart playing, bottle collecting, mewing ragamuffins. This is our mundane and likely to be neglected community about our day to day lives in and surrounding The Flat we all currently reside in.


- There are 4 mods[the inhabitants]:


CARRIE [aka see jay]
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Welcome to The Flat. Please take your shoes off and leave your baggage in the appropriate bedroom and beverages in the fridge. Please don't mention the holocaust until the government officially declares it as a humerous topic. AIDS is already funny [see Team America for further info].
We are 4 socially inept, foreign subtitled, council tax obsessed, dart playing, bottle collecting, mewing ragamuffins. This is our mundane and likely to be neglected community about our day to day lives in and surrounding The Flat we all currently reside in.


- There are 4 mods[the inhabitants]:


CARRIE [aka see jay] <lj/user="fratricide">

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A somewhat emo 2nd year student at Napier uni. Often found posing for a camera, skanking with her trousers round her ankles, drinking corona or in her room pretending to study whilst singing in a loud emphatic fashion to Straylight Run.

MARK <lj/user="iron_markin">

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Our resident bottle collector, part time computer geek and full time icehockey fanatic. What this man doesn't know about The Simpsons isn't worth knowing.

IONA <lj/user="pudpud">

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The 'baby' of the flat [apart from Bobbit ofcourse]. Often found mewing over nothing or making a mess of the latest cookery project. Obsessive about German bands and C.S.I, she's strange with seemingly no purpose.

LISA <lj/user="steel_spine">

<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v41/pudpud/caffeine_junkie82.jpg" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com">

The alpha male of the flat; small enough to challenge but that look in her eye says 'don't mess'. Often found drinking expensive bourbon, watching tat tv or stomping about in oversized boots.



RULES:

- To apply you must have set foot in the flat AT LEAST ONCE [or plan to]. Yes, we know it's elitist, but we don't care.
- Please don't join the community before we have given a full and final answer on your application. This will only lead to your being rejected.
- Once rejected, you cannot reapply. Our word is final.
- We do not like drama. Keep it on your own lj.
- Spam is okay if it's interesting/relevant/downright fucked up.


THE APPLICATION:


NAME:
AGE:
WHERE I LIVE:
WHEN I HAVE VISITED:
FAVOURITE ROOM IN THE FLAT AND WHY:
WHAT TYPE OF ALCOHOL WOULD YOU BRING TO THE FLAT:
WHAT NON P.C. JOKE WOULD YOU MAKE:
HOW LONG WOULD YOU STAY:
WHAT MEAL WOULD YOU COOK FOR THE FLAT:
IF YOU WERE TO BRING A PRESENT FOR EACH OF THE FLATMATES, WHAT WOULD YOU BRING AND WHY:

YAY OR NAY-

MUSIC:
-IRON MAIDEN:
-RAMMSTEIN:
-NINE INCH NAILS:
-BLOC PARTY:

TV:
-SIMPSONS:
-E.R:
-C.S.I:
-SUPERNANNY:

FILMS:
-ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW:
-BILL AND TEDS EXCELLENT ADVENTURE:
-ACE VENTURA PET DETECTIVE:
-TANK GIRL:


SELL YOURSELF IN 20 ADJECTIVES [WHY THE HELL WOULD WE ASK YOU TO STAY?]






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